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Just Leave the Dishes | “Granny's Notes” | My First 84 Years |
Skunks have
no appeal as cute household pets By Sue Gerard First published in Columbia Daily Tribune on 2000-02-15 "The skunk is an attractive little animal that makes a
delightful pet ... " Don’t believe that! I read it in
the encyclopedia, but I’ve encountered a few and never gave
"pet" a thought. In fact, we had Joe Garity, a city
fellow, working at the dairy when I was a mischievous kid, and I
teased him with a rhyme: Joe and man from the city/Saw what he thought was a kitty./He
gave it a pat and/Soon after that he buried his clothes! What a
pity! Joe hadn’t done that, of course, but he did something
equally dumb: The neighbors’ ducks wandered a long way to
get over to our dairy milk house and were thirsty on arriving.
Joe was in the milk house washing up the milk cans and strainers,
and the ducks insisted on coming in to slurp up some water from
the wet floor. Joe got the hose and tried to scare them off with
water! The ducks loved it. The closest I ever got to a live skunk was on a bicycle ride
one morning from Columbia to Harrisburg. The late Mrs. Betty
Bretz and I packed lunches and made a leisurely ride, the first
one in spring. Somewhere along the way, we rode up behind a skunk
pitty-patting along, minding her own business. We didn’t
talk, lest we’d arouse her defense mechanism. We considered
crossing to the wrong side of the road, but just then Madam Skunk
decided to cross, and we were afraid she’d spy us and spray.
But we didn’t want to stop, either. We pedaled on at the
same speed and soon left the skunk behind. Talking it over we realized the bikes offered no harm, no
noise; we were pleased that she wasn’t on the road when we
returned. Another encounter was on our one-lane road at night. Walt was
following me home in his little English Mimi Cooper vehicle, and
a skunk was trotting along in the path of my right front wheel. I
slowed and stopped, he drove up behind me and asked,
"What’s the matter?" I just pointed and said,
"You go first, if you want." Skunk stayed in the track
for a very long time and finally crossed the ditch into the
government land. Walt coined a phrase: "environmental
crisis." Our friend, Burton "Sug" Leach, was enrolled in a
pre-med class at the university an advanced physiology
course or something and he was doing some kind of project
that required a live skunk! His mother, Francis Stice, asked me
at choir practice, "Sue, where would Sug find a live
skunk?" I thought it was a joke. We hoped she’d not be on the road after lunch when we
returned. |
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